1. for breakfast we'll be starting you off with a hot onion and banana soup with a cheez wiz based broth left sitting in the kitchen overnight
     
  1. 17:52 21st May 2013

    Notes: 3

    1. kreayshawn starts her own private college loan company called payshawn or kreaypay
     
  2. 17:45

    Notes: 3

    Reblogged from elevators

    elevators:

    statistically speaking, if you’re alive right now, you probably need to shut the fuck up

     
    1. we've traced the ip address...it appears to be in...your moms butt?
     
  3. 02:21

    Notes: 5

    Reblogged from elevators

    Important notice for travellers

    elevators:

    Since Bob Ducca’s mysterious disappearance, we’ve been missing out on important warnings and advisories. I have compiled a list in his absence and I encourage you to do the same.

    The following is a list of Asian-derived illnesses and ailments…

    Read More

     
    1. here lemme show you the tummy offensive, first off flex your stomach and hold it until I say RELEASE
     
  4. 23:56 16th May 2013

    Notes: 11

    Reblogged from beesmygod

    beesmygod:

    http://www.drunkduck.com/ERIKO/4872291/

    click on this and then scroll. youll thank me

     
  5. 22:45

    Notes: 1

    1. shaving my eyebrows off so people can't tell i'm raising them when they tell me they have a blog
     
  6. 22:01

    Notes: 29

    Reblogged from yoisthisracist

    yoisthisracist:

    anonymous asked: Yo, the other day at the garden store I overheard some lady ask for a “Jap Maple.” Is it ok to abbreviate Japanese Maple like that?

    NOOOOOOOOPE!

     
  7. 21:53

    Notes: 124

    Reblogged from prettycolors

    prettycolors:

#630023

blood mixed with feces

    prettycolors:

    #630023

    blood mixed with feces

     
    1. Rick Rubin set to release new book about music production called "the get Rick quik scheme"
     
  8. 16:47

    Notes: 33

    Reblogged from ydottdot

    ydottdot:

That Yay Yay  

    ydottdot:

    That Yay Yay  

     
    1. bars so brutal gettin hired by the shooting gun gun gun/pick up bloody mugshots run run run/reporting on dead fools that are done done done/at least i'm not writing for the sun sun sun.uk
     
  9. 20:33 14th May 2013

    Notes: 20665

    Reblogged from je-suis-con-mais-je-me-soigne

    gifsploitation:

Night of the Demons 2 (1994)

    gifsploitation:

    Night of the Demons 2 (1994)

     
  10. 20:12

    Notes: 38

    Reblogged from exquisitetrappin

    image: Download